The City on the Hill, Choices in Cold Weather Gear, Why Game Freak hates me, and Conrad Veidt

By RM
Day Three of my new existence as a failed Corporate Executive. Slightly colder than I might have expected.

Have resolved to wear more flannel, because it is warmer than most of my sweatshirts and coats, and also because I like saying Flannel. Flannel. Fla-nell. Flah-nel. Flay---moving on.

There are many reasons to be proud of being from Boston. Xenophobia, ties to the IRA, Ben Affleck, Chris O'Donnell, I could go on. But right now, all the world looks to us as a mecca for sports. And, indeed, we now are. Which is a good and a bad thing. It's a good thing because the famous long suffering fans of Boston now finally have some relief (excepting the past three Super Bowls and the 2004 World Series. Those don't count). It's a bad thing because we are the most obnoxious sons of bitches on Earth once we get going.

Even I, humble, lovable shoe-shine boy of a Boston sports fan that I am, can't help but take some savage pride in the current prison shower scene that some call the 2007 World Series, because I can remember back when I was a tot and a good day in Boston Red Sox was Wade Boggs showing up sober. When our most poignant weapon was John Valentin. When we all prayed that Roger Clemens was an android who would work for the blood of Oil Can Boyd rather than money. Alas, we were wrong.

So the new Boston Mantra is, since we can beat 'em, why not beat 'em senseless? Tom Brady is on pace to throw 60 some odd touchdowns this year. For a frame of reference, Peyton Manning, arguably the best pure QB ever, set the record at 49, which was unheard of. The Pats don't consider it a win unless it's by 21 points. That's a beatdown. Also, in the NBA, the impressive trio of Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, and Ray Allen, three of the best point scorers in the Modern Era of the NBA, are all now in Celtics Green. Think they're going to keep the scores low? Also, the Boston Bruins have the largest margin of Points Scored versus Points Allowed in the NHL, only one game behind the Ottawa Senators for the best record in the NHL. In College Football, Heisman Favorite Matt Ryan has lead the BC Eagles to the 2nd overall ranking in the country.
That's 5....5 sports in which Boston can now be argued as a dominant force. Not even NY during the hey days of the Yankees, or when Oakland had the High-Flying A's and the Thug Raiders at their zenith can touch that.
Yeah, if your a Boston Sports Fan, you're a well deserved dick right about now.

In Pokenews, I have picked up the new game for the DS. However, I can't comment on it yet because I am forced to choose, as my starting pokemon, either a fire-monkey, a penguin, or a dirt turtle. HOW CAN ANYONE MAKE SUCH A CHOICE? Every time I try I just stare at the screen, unable to choose. Then I turn it off, and resolve to make a decision tomorrow.

I had my live Skype Halloween film fest uplink with my friend Michelle from home, our 6th Annual. This years theme was "1919-1939: Or, why Tim Burton is a thieving douchebag." We watched Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, The Man Who Laughed, Edward Scissorhands and Sleepy Hollow. While I will always enjoy the last one as a semi-goofy Johnny Depp/Miranda Richardson vehicle, Christina Ricci always creeps me out. I don't know if I'm supposed to be aroused by her or freaked out. At least with Helena Bonham Carter it's a creepy arousal. Christina just keeps me floundering. Quick side note, if you ever have the means, watch The Man Who Laughed. Most emotionally touching silent creepy movie starring the Joker before the Joker existed ever.

I've started baking again. The healing can begin.

Still working on that Hennessey,
RM
 

2 comments so far.

  1. Spelunker October 27, 2007 at 8:10 PM
    In my short time here in Beantown I've managed to become quite obsessed with the Red Sox--moreso than I ever was with the Reds. And while I'm ecstatic that they're ahead in the Series, I do wish that Boston knew how to celebrate each victory with a little less noise. Each time they win, the many bars and college apartments near the Harvard Ave stop on the B line (aka, right out my window) unleash their enthusiasm in a torrent of screaming, car honking, and breaking glass things. Go Sox! but can I please get some sleep?!

    BTW, I love your theme for naming other people's journals. I almost did a variant on it, but then decided to stick with the cave-theme.
  2. Nate October 28, 2007 at 11:31 AM
    I am of two minds of the Red Sox thing. Firstly, Kari being a Sox fan means me being at least moderately sympathetic to their cause.

    They did, however, just rob the Cleveland Indians of their latest chance to win the World Series, which they haven't done for something like fifty-plus years.

    So now, with their newfound power, the Red Sox have seen fit to oppress other teams who are just like they used to be.

    In terms of sports, this entirely makes sense. In terms of dramatic balance and tension, this makes them the new New York Yankees. They are no longer the underdogs--they are the new evil, undefeatable team which a plucky, no-account team of ragtag dreamers must crush in order for the world to see some justice.

    The flip side of this, however, is that the Colorado Rockies are a baseball club which is run with evangelical Christian zeal. They are, in effect, the God Squad. Which means, of course, that Boston thrashing them in the Series allows me to use one of my favorite lines:

    "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

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