Seriously, it's not an option
I demand DEBATE!
Ooodles, gobs, smorgasbords of DEBATE! I crave it! My soul needs competitive banter to survive! It becomes a shriveled pod of hate that was once the fruit of knowledge! DO YOU HEAR ME?! MY SOUL BECOMES A RAISIN!
To prevent this, I have raised a few subjects I would like some scholarly reflection upon:
Top 5 ' "Oh, this song is so lame!" and then you dance anyways' Songs of All Time
Top 5 Biggest Movie Letdowns (movie doesn't have to be bad, just not what you hoped)
aaaaaaand.....
Top 5 Comic Book Characters you think you could take in a fight
Let's go! You show me yuors, and I'll show you mine!
RAISINS!
Ooodles, gobs, smorgasbords of DEBATE! I crave it! My soul needs competitive banter to survive! It becomes a shriveled pod of hate that was once the fruit of knowledge! DO YOU HEAR ME?! MY SOUL BECOMES A RAISIN!
To prevent this, I have raised a few subjects I would like some scholarly reflection upon:
Top 5 ' "Oh, this song is so lame!" and then you dance anyways' Songs of All Time
Top 5 Biggest Movie Letdowns (movie doesn't have to be bad, just not what you hoped)
aaaaaaand.....
Top 5 Comic Book Characters you think you could take in a fight
Let's go! You show me yuors, and I'll show you mine!
RAISINS!
but here are some songs I came up with that I didn't think about too much.
• Sexy Back. I fucking hate that song. I ALWAYS dance.
• Macarena
• YMCA
• Get Low
• Bye bye bye
And yes I admit to not really knowing songs that aren't pop or played at parties.
1:Mr. Fantastic. Seriously, dude, not that fantastic.
2: Superman. Bear me out on this. Kryptonite is EVERYWHERE. EVERYONE has some. No way I couldn't score a half-ton.
3: Blue Beetle. Seriously?
4:Doctor Doom (do super villains count?) I bet I could take him, metal suit and all.
5: The Leader. Remember him? Three swift kicks, curbstomp, squish, he's done.
5. Spider-man. I mean, come on, dude, a radioactive spider? Why couldn't it be something COOL, like a Tiger or a Gadfly or something?
4. Wolverine. Not as cool as his British counterpart, "Badger."
3. Iron Man. Totally ripped off a Black Sabbath song.
2. David Caruso. Despite what CSI: Miami might suggest, David Caruso is not actually a superhero. Do not be fooled!
1. Batman. Biggest superpower is ability to announce own presence.